Vlad Featuring the Impalers Tee: Macabre Podcast Vampire Shirt

Official Fan Merch | Gothicc x Macabre Collab
Because darkness isn't just a mood—it's a lifestyle.

For the ones who did the reading and know of his deeds.

VLAD in dark crimson gothic letters at the top, the name alone carrying centuries of weight. Below it, a pale figure in a high-collared coat stands against a blood-red orb, bats circling in the cold, teal dark behind him. "featuring the" in small script, then IMPALERS at the bottom in white letters that look like they have already been through something. The whole thing is styled like a concert tee for a tour that happened in 1462, and you were not there — but you would have been.

Wear it to the history class where the professor glosses over the details. Wear it when someone says, "Oh, like Dracula?" and you have to decide how much of the actual story you're going to get into tonight. The Macabre listener who knows the difference between the myth and the man — and finds both equally fascinating — will add this to the rotation immediately.

🩸 Highlights

• Official Macabre: A Dark History Podcast collab: Vlad featuring the Impalers in vintage monster rocker style with crimson gothic lettering, blood-stained white type, and a vampire illustration against a blood-red orb
• Made to order, printed on demand, zero waste
• Unisex fit, size inclusive

☁️ Fabric

Gildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — light enough for August, structured enough to layer in November. Classic crew neck. Pearlized tear-away label. Oeko-Tex certified; printed on demand, no inventory, no waste.

Blend note: Heather colors are 35% cotton / 65% polyester. Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Graphite Heather is 50% / 50%.

💀 Style it with black trousers, a high-collared coat, dark red lips, boots with too many buckles, silver rings, and something around the neck you don't explain.

🎙️ MACABRE: A Dark History Podcast — for the ones who read obituaries like love letters, laugh at the wrong parts of horror films, and always ask, "But how did they die?"