Vlad Featuring the Impalers Heavy Metal Monster Band T-shirt (Unisex)

🩸Vlad featuring The Impalers 🩸

Monster Metal-Tease Collection | Gothicc Exclusive

Get ready to stake your claim on the hardest band tee in the underworld.

Rising from the crypt and straight onto the stage, Vlad Featuring the Impalers is Gothicc’s fang-first tribute to the original bloodsucker himself. Reimagined as the frontman of a brutal vintage metal band, Vlad takes center stage with a face made for fog machines and a mic soaked in centuries of vengeance.

This isn’t your average gothic tee—it’s a full-blown resurrection of old-school horror, band-poster grunge, and that deliciously dark glam that only a vampire rock god could deliver. Impalers, assemble.

Perfect for metalheads, horror fiends, and anyone who believes immortality should come with eyeliner and a guitar solo.

🦇 Highlights:

🧛‍♂️ Vlad Dracula reimagined as a heavy metal frontman

🎤 “Featuring the Impalers” = pure undead stage energy

🎸 Distressed vintage band tee design with original illustration

🖤 Unisex fit | Supremely soft | Drenched in drama

⚰️ Pairs perfectly with leather pants, spiked cuffs, and eternal damnation

🧵 Product Details:

This unisex soft-style tee (XS–5X) offers next-level comfort with that lived-in band tee feel. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather and sport grey blends bring in a touch of polyester. Ribbed collar, tear-away label, and durable stitching make this shirt ready to survive mosh pits, vampire balls, or just another Monday.

☁️ Lightweight, breathable fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)

🧷 Tear-away label for seamless wear

🌿 Ethically sourced U.S. cotton

✅ Oeko-Tex certified—because even the damned deserve quality

🧼 Care Instructions 🕯️

🧺 Machine wash cold, inside out (30C / 90F max)

🩸 No bleach—Vlad already did enough staining

🔥 Tumble dry low or hang dry in your crypt

🚫 Do not iron the design (he doesn’t like being pressed)

❌ No dry cleaning—this is metal, not delicate