Death Blooms Like a Garden T-shirt, Unisex

Death Blooms Like a Garden

Because darkness isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle.

Show your allegiance to all things grim, gory, and grotesquely beautiful.

Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it delivers all-day comfort with just the right dose of sinister charm. Dress it up with leather, layer it under a flannel, or wear it straight from the crypt to the couch. This tee doesn’t just fit your body—it fits your obsession.

Perfect for podcast junkies, lovers of the morbid and macabre, and anyone whose idea of light reading involves a Victorian death ritual.

💀 Fan-Favorite Features:

🖤 Ribbed Knit Collar: Keeps its edge—even after long nights and cold cases

🪡 Shoulder Tape: Built to hold shape through every twisted tale

🧵 Double Needle Stitching: Survives spins in the wash and on the Ouija board

🪞 Classic Fit with Side Seams: Flattering for all body types

☁️ Soft Cotton Blend: Feels like a haunted hug from your favorite cryptid

🧼 Care Instructions 🕯️

🧺 Machine wash cold (30C / 90F max)—don’t boil your threads

🔥 Tumble dry medium, or hang it like a ghost in the night

🚫 Do not iron (it’s already 🔥)

❌ Do not dry clean (we don’t do fancy, we do funeral)