{"product_id":"i-hate-being-alone-tee-cute-grim-reaper-dark-humor-goth-shirt","title":"\"I Hate Being Alone...\" Tee: Cute Grim Reaper Dark Humor Goth Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eGothicc Exclusive | Worst-kept secret in the afterlife.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor the ones who dread a quiet room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTiny scythe. Long robes dragging. Eye sockets like two voids that have given up pretending to look surprised. Death stands in a crumbling painted frame, bare branches reaching around him like they're also lonely, and the text says exactly what he refuses to admit: I hate being alone... The ellipsis hangs there the way all his conversations do. Same chibi illustrated style as the Vampire, the Frankenstein, the Werewolf, and the rest of the Cute Monster series. Terrifying on paper. Deeply relatable in practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWear it when you text back immediately even though you said you wouldn't. Wear it when you offer to come along even though nobody asked. The one who says they need alone time and then calls someone within the hour will clock this shirt and feel, briefly, very seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eHighlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px 20px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eOriginal Gothicc Threads design: chibi Grim Reaper with scythe and hollow eye sockets, \"i hate being alone...\" in creepy cute style, part of the Cute Monster series with Vampire, Frankenstein, and Werewolf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eMade to order, printed on demand, zero waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eUnisex fit, size inclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e☁️ \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²). Light enough for August, structured enough to layer in November. Classic crew neck. Pearlized tear-away label. Oeko-Tex certified; printed on demand, no inventory, no waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBlend note: heather colors are 35% cotton \/ 65% polyester. Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester. 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