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"Dead Inside" – Teenage Emo Mummy Boxy Cropped T-shirt

"Dead Inside" – Teenage Emo Mummy Boxy Cropped T-shirt

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🧻 Dead Inside β€” Emo Mummy Tee

Wrapped in trauma. Bound by darkness. Emotionally bandaged.
(Sarcasm level: embalmed.)

Introducing the latest cryptid cutie in our Cute-Tease collection: Dead Inside β€” featuring a teenage emo mummy who’s been unraveling emotionally and literally since 600 B.C.

Drawn in a pastel-goth-meets-Myspace-core style, he slouches with centuries of emotional decay, rocking bandages, eyeliner, and an aura of "please don’t talk to me unless it’s about death metal or ancient curses."

Whether you’re sipping cold brew in a tomb of your own making or just quietly spiraling on a Tuesday, this tee is your new emotional support garment.


πŸ–€ Features That Slap (and then spiral):

100% combed cotton β€” because even mummies deserve softness

Medium-weight (5.3 oz/ydΒ²) β€” not too heavy, not too haunted

Relaxed unisex fit β€” perfect for slouching through the afterlife

Sewn-in label β€” no scratchy nonsense, just inner turmoil

Original pastel-goth illustration β€” featuring our bandaged sadboi in full existential despair

Certified ethically produced β€” drama-free where it counts

Part of the Cute-Tease collection from Gothicc β€” where creepy meets cute, and feelings are a little... mummified.


⚰️ Afterlife-Proof Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (30Β°C / 90Β°F) β€” preserve the sadness

Wash with similar colors β€” no mixing emotional baggage

Tumble dry low β€” or air dry like the ancient dead

Iron low β€” but avoid the graphic (he hates attention)

No bleach β€” this mummy’s trauma is colorfast

Do not dry clean β€” he’s already been preserved, thanks

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