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"Dead Inside" β Teenage Emo Mummy Boxy Cropped T-shirt
"Dead Inside" β Teenage Emo Mummy Boxy Cropped T-shirt
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π§» Dead Inside β Emo Mummy Tee
Wrapped in trauma. Bound by darkness. Emotionally bandaged.
(Sarcasm level: embalmed.)
Introducing the latest cryptid cutie in our Cute-Tease collection: Dead Inside β featuring a teenage emo mummy whoβs been unraveling emotionally and literally since 600 B.C.
Drawn in a pastel-goth-meets-Myspace-core style, he slouches with centuries of emotional decay, rocking bandages, eyeliner, and an aura of "please donβt talk to me unless itβs about death metal or ancient curses."
Whether youβre sipping cold brew in a tomb of your own making or just quietly spiraling on a Tuesday, this tee is your new emotional support garment.
π€ Features That Slap (and then spiral):
100% combed cotton β because even mummies deserve softness
Medium-weight (5.3 oz/ydΒ²) β not too heavy, not too haunted
Relaxed unisex fit β perfect for slouching through the afterlife
Sewn-in label β no scratchy nonsense, just inner turmoil
Original pastel-goth illustration β featuring our bandaged sadboi in full existential despair
Certified ethically produced β drama-free where it counts
Part of the Cute-Tease collection from Gothicc β where creepy meets cute, and feelings are a little... mummified.
β°οΈ Afterlife-Proof Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30Β°C / 90Β°F) β preserve the sadness
Wash with similar colors β no mixing emotional baggage
Tumble dry low β or air dry like the ancient dead
Iron low β but avoid the graphic (he hates attention)
No bleach β this mummyβs trauma is colorfast
Do not dry clean β heβs already been preserved, thanks
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