{"product_id":"dead-inside-tee-cute-mummy-dark-humor-creepy-cute-goth-shirt","title":"\"Dead Inside\" Tee: Cute Mummy Dark Humor Creepy Cute Goth Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eGothicc Exclusive | Preserved. Mostly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor the ones who are fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOne teal eye peers out from approximately four hundred years of grey bandages, and that is all the expression you are getting today. Spider web in the corner. Dark olive frame like the whole thing was painted in a crypt and left to dry. DEAD INSIDE in large white type, and then smaller underneath, because even the layout gave up on emphasis. Same chibi illustrated style as the Vampire, the Frankenstein, the Werewolf, and the rest of the Cute Monster series. Well-preserved. Emotionally unavailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWear it on a Monday when someone asks how your weekend was. Wear it to a family function where the thermostat is set to \"argument,\" and the candles have never been lit. The one who sends the thumbs-up emoji when they mean anything but, who describes a difficult week as fine, it's fine, will put this on and feel, briefly, a little less alone in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eHighlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px 20px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eOriginal Gothicc Threads design: chibi mummy with single teal eye and grey bandages, \"DEAD INSIDE\" in creepy cute style, part of the Cute Monster series with Vampire, Frankenstein, and Werewolf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eMade to order, printed on demand, zero waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 6px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eUnisex fit, size inclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e☁️ \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGildan Softstyle® 64000. 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²). Light enough for August, structured enough to layer in November. Classic crew neck. Pearlized tear-away label. Oeko-Tex certified; printed on demand, no inventory, no waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBlend note: heather colors are 35% cotton \/ 65% polyester. Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester. Graphite Heather is 50% \/ 50%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e🕸️ \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eStyle it with\u003c\/strong\u003e grey layers, an oversized black cardigan, rings you never take off, dark circles you stopped concealing, a blanket you didn't fold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 16px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHe's been like this for centuries. He's managing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003eOnly from Gothicc. Fine. 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